Buzzfeed’s Weird Things Guys Do When They’re Alone, unmasks some of the crazy shit that guys do when we’re home alone. I’m happy knowing I’m not the only one who talks to himself while in the shower. Some other curious things we do is smell our armpits, scratch our balls and then smell our fingers and doing pushups for no reason; yes we do so weird stuff.
If there was a hidden camera in my house, what additional weirdness would it capture? These are just a few:
- Jumping and touching the ceiling as if it was an imaginary basketball rim.
- While in bed, completely wrapped up in the sheets with only my nose and mouth exposed.
- Once taking a mirror and looking at my butt-hole.
- Running up the stairs three at a time like I’m doing sprints up stadium bleachers.
- Shooting neighborhood kids out my window with my finger gun while making the sound “pew, pew, pew.”
- Purposely farting before I go upstairs hoping the smell will not follow me.
- Spinning around in a circle really fast and standing on my tippy toes, Michael Jackson style.
- Picking my nose and wiping boogers on my shirt.
- Plucking boogers off my shirt (yeah gross).
Okay, I’m done sharing now it’s your turn. What are some weird things you do when you’re home alone?
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