A couple of days ago I was looking at ear wax removal videos in addition to pedicure videos on YouTube because I find them relaxing (don’t you dare judge me). Well the YouTube fairies (or gremlins) thought I also would be interested in watching surgery videos as well. Specifically videos concerning assholes. Ok YouTube fairies (or muthafuckin gremlins), I’m intrigued.

But really though; videos about rectal prolapse and hemorrhoid corrective surgery? These videos were like train wrecks that I couldn’t look away from while receiving valuable education in the process. They were a win-win for me, so of course I had to share these videos with the Cypher Avenue squad.

I strategically embedded the videos I’m sharing in a particular order. The first video I feel is straight forward while educational and touches on not just the physical but also the mental as it pertains to anal sex. The subsequent videos … OH.MY.GAWD. Bruh they made me never ever want to get penetrated again in life, except on Tuesdays and Saturdays.