Disclaimer: The following text is satire and is not meant to encourage division, homophobia or even be taken seriously, for that matter.
You have the right to NOT be Out if you do not choose to be. Discretion about who and what you do in the seclusion of your home (or rented hotel room) is included in your right to privacy.
You have the right to be Naturally Masculine and not be accused of “Acting Straight” by Naturally Feminine/Inbetween gays who may be insecure, bitter or feeling rejected.
You have the right to only have heterosexual close friends if the so-called “Gay Lifestyle” and the people who are a part of it are not interesting to you. Everyone has the right to surround themselves with like-minded people.
You have the right to not have feminine/inbetween friends for whatever reason; everyone has the right to surround themselves with like-minded people. Implementing this right does NOT mean that you hate Fems.
You have the right to NOT date or be attracted to feminine men; inbetween men included. Implementing this right does NOT mean that you hate Fems since many of them admit they would not date a Feminine Man either.
You have the right to enjoy all sexual positions (including Top, Bottom or Versatile); all forms of oral sex also included. Being Masculine does not mean you are expected to only be a Top if that is not your singular preference. You also have the right to be Topped by a Feminine Man (take photos, please).
You have the right to enjoy traditional masculine activities; you will not be chastised for refusing to dance wildly to Beyonce songs, attend drag shows and participate in J-Setting or Ballroom Scene events.
You have the right to NOT own the entire “Noah’s Arc” series on Blu-Ray or DVD. This also includes owning the Director’s Cut editions of “Paris is Burning”, “Kinky Boots” or “To Wong Foo”
You have the right to remind feminine men that masculine gays have done just as much as fems in the fight for basic civil rights for gays. If they deny this, ask them to provide proof.
You have the right be embarrassed when attention seeking flamboyant feminine men make a scene in a public places like restaurants, shopping malls and/or subways/buses.
NONE OF THESE ARTICLES GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO VERBALLY OR PHYSICALLY HARASS FEMININE/INBETWEEN MEN FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER. OTHERWISE, ALL OF YOUR RIGHTS WILL BE RESCINDED.
ANY ADDITIONAL AMENDMENTS OR RATIFICATIONS MUST BE APPROVED BY A MASCULINE GAY CONGRESS.
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