Looking To Grindr, Believe You’ll Get Jackd
Obviously the surplus of testosterone hasn’t hit you yet….you hopeless romantic you. Your problem is that you are so pathetically hopeless that you have exhausted every means of reaching out to everyone in your online area, only to get boring one-sided convo, or no reply at all (even though you see he has read your message 15 min. 23 seconds ago). Am I starting to hit a familiar nerve?You’ve tried to play it cool and not play the sexy slut by posting more conservative, yet appealing photos, but only in vain. For the man you seek only finds you appetizing and disappoints you by replying with the one hitter quitter: “Unlock” (you know this all too familiar indication). Tell that stud to slow his steed. Suddenly, all of your daydreams of your romantic first date together whirl straight down the shitter.
It wasn’t enjoyable due to the odd shape of his penis, hence the nickname Bendy. But I digress. To the romantics out there I say value yourself. You are better than any application. Your look and your personality are one in a million and nobody can experience it without your physical presence and aura. Get out there; make yourself visible and let love come. I mean really, do you want to be the one introducing your boyfriend as “the guy I met on Grindr?” I’ll wait……… No?…… Thought so.
I’m willing to bet that you’ve always dreamt along the lines of the “he approached me in Barnes & Noble” spiel. If I was a friend being introduced to your Grindr beau, I would assume you met on one of your lonely, horny nights. If that so happens to be the case, I truly wish it works out…..for you and your “open relationship”. *Sips Long Island Tea*. All jokes aside, whichever avenue you choose in dating, always be cautious and always be safe. Much luck, much love.
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